everyone: thORIN NO!
thorin: THORIN YES!
OH WOW. A COMPUTER.
keep your friends close and your lord of the rings extended editions closer
Benedict in Erebor
Bard the Bowman - The Battle Of The Five Armies (Entertainment Weekly - scan)
you don’t have to have read the book
you don’t have to like all 13 dwarves
you don’t even have to know all their names
you don’t have to speak fluent Sindarin or know who Morgoth is or know what year Tolkien finished his studies at Exeter or even understand that the Necromancer is Sauron
YOU CAN STILL BE A FAN OF THE FILMS OK
elrond says ignore everyone who says otherwise ok and who can argue with that forehead
Isn’t it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond
Elrond’s like that one guy in all the movies and shit who’s just ‘don’t do the thing’ and everyone else is just ‘Shut the fuck up. What do you know?!’ and then later on it turns out they shouldn’t have done the thing..
Elrond would survive a horror movie
Elrond has already survived several horror movies.
Im fucking sobbing because in lotr, right before the elf entourage arrives at Helm’s deep, Legolas looks like he’s checkin’ Gimli out like
how you doin’?
boromir put them down